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-==== Ache on the Lake Pre-Race Trash Talk ====
+====== Ache on the Lake Pre-Race Trash Talk ======
+//(discussion topic should have had 2011 instead of 2012?)//
 **RE 2012 Tarnished Golden Masters Shoot out\\
 duncanhowat** \\
-/03/11  #11458
+/03/11 #11458
 So, if the wind is 15 mph or more we move the winner take all, end of summer, big time down wind,(well some kinda wind) over 60, all commers hoe down from the lake to the bay. OK by me,but you guys have to use those old tried and true R's. DJ now you stay outa this, cuze while the first bet was each others first born, we now a little late for that, so were down to just beer and lots of it. If we do the lake, JUNGLE RULES, except no T-boneing,drafting out of class (MMmm no one in this group has any class so I guess it's ok). Wind assesment to be done Wed by 1:00pm." If you ain't rubben you ain't raceing. Richard Petty"
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 Old and Slow, D
-**Larry <lbussing@...>** \\
+**Larry <lbussing@…>** \\
-/04/11  #11461
+/04/11 #11461
-Sounds like we have an epic battle shaping up.  If its on the Lake, then we need to have a separate start if we can't draft out of class.  Debbie and Heather aren't going to paddle against us are they?  My ego is fragile enough.  Did you notice that Reivers is uncharacteristicaly quiet?  Whats he up to?  He's to old to be getting some sense all of a sudden.  Hell, even Larry G has piped up!
+Sounds like we have an epic battle shaping up. If its on the Lake, then we need to have a separate start if we can't draft out of class. Debbie and Heather aren't going to paddle against us are they? My ego is fragile enough. Did you notice that Reivers is uncharacteristicaly quiet? Whats he up to? He's to old to be getting some sense all of a sudden. Hell, even Larry G has piped up!
 Larry B
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 **re 2012 tarnished golden masters shootout\\
 duncanhowat** \\
-/04/11  #11462
+/04/11 #11462
 Your right about Rivers Larry. It's rumored that he's getting Morris, Kirk and Jeff to block and create a big hole to draft in. Ya know, that's a new concept for Lk Padden.3 man teams, like the Tour de France team time trial, the fast guys (women) have to get the 3rd person across, and the 3rd persons time is the time. Boy I can see the mayhem on that one.34 hrs to go.
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 **Bob Putnam** \\
-/04/11  #11463
+/04/11 #11463
-Will there be live video stream of this event?  Does surfski.info know about it?  Because we are approaching 20 hrs of darkness per day and the lakes are starting to freeze over, and cuz we don't have anything else to do, most of Canada will be watching and waiting for the outcome.  Send Pictures and video please.\\
+Will there be live video stream of this event? Does surfski.info know about it? Because we are approaching 20 hrs of darkness per day and the lakes are starting to freeze over, and cuz we don't have anything else to do, most of Canada will be watching and waiting for the outcome. Send Pictures and video please.\\
 Bp
-**Larry <lbussing@...>** \\
+**Larry <lbussing@…>** \\
-/04/11  #11464
+/04/11 #11464
-We'll have to get Morris to paddle beside us with a helmet cam.  Just in case the protest committee has to make a ruling.
+We'll have to get Morris to paddle beside us with a helmet cam. Just in case the protest committee has to make a ruling.
 Larry B
 **Reivers Dustin** \\
-/04/11  #11465
+/04/11 #11465
-I'm not saying anything.  Because if I do my voice will squeek and you'll all realize I've been blowing helium into my surfski.
+I'm not saying anything. Because if I do my voice will squeek and you'll all realize I've been blowing helium into my surfski.
-And wait a minute - LG can't be part of the tarnished goldens because only about 2/3rds of him is doing the race.  He's lost weight and looks 10 years younger.
+And wait a minute - LG can't be part of the tarnished goldens because only about 2/3rds of him is doing the race. He's lost weight and looks 10 years younger.
-...feeling a little woozy here - how long does it take to get oxygen after breathing helium?  What day is it? Where do you put the swim fins on this ride?
+…feeling a little woozy here - how long does it take to get oxygen after breathing helium? What day is it? Where do you put the swim fins on this ride?
 rd
 **Erik Borgnes** \\
-/04/11  #11466
+/04/11 #11466
-. . . just make sure the race is short enough so that at least one of them has a good chance of finishing the distance.  Maybe DJ can organize the medical backup just in case.
+. . . just make sure the race is short enough so that at least one of them has a good chance of finishing the distance. Maybe DJ can organize the medical backup just in case.
-**Larry <lbussing@...>** \\
+**Larry <lbussing@…>** \\
-/04/11  #11467
+/04/11 #11467
 Hey Duncan, Eric brings up a good point, maybe we should shorten the course.\\
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 **Erik Borgnes** \\
-/04/11  #11468
+/04/11 #11468
 . . . and I'm not sure that AED's work well around water.
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 **Michael Gregory**
-/04/11  #11469
+/04/11 #11469
 EB, your dog in this fight?\\
 BP, the show will be on "Pay-per-view" only in your country.\\
 DJ is hinting that Conrad Murray will be ready, with IV in hand, in Duncan, Roger, and the Larry's corner.\\
-RD may not be resucitated by start time.  That has not affected his performance before though.\\
+RD may not be resucitated by start time. That has not affected his performance before though.\\
 Pete Wells taking wagers and holding the cash for us.\\
-Dean is way too young for this race.  His time is coming though.\\
+Dean is way too young for this race. His time is coming though.\\
 I will be first . . . in line for beer after!\\
 Gonna be a really Epic show (hint hint).\\
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 MG
-**Larry <lbussing@...>** \\
+**Larry <lbussing@…>** \\
-/04/11  #11470
+/04/11 #11470
-....neither do we!!!!
+….neither do we!!!!
 **Reivers Dustin** \\
-/04/11  #11471
+/04/11 #11471
-Hey Erik must have hacked my phone.  my plan was to shorten the course for myself.  But I realize that Duncan and LB would proly miss the drafting and squeal on me. Is someone covering MG?  If we let him win we'll all have bugger off to a different country - you got room Bob P? how bout down there Warren?
+Hey Erik must have hacked my phone. my plan was to shorten the course for myself. But I realize that Duncan and LB would proly miss the drafting and squeal on me. Is someone covering MG? If we let him win we'll all have bugger off to a different country - you got room Bob P? how bout down there Warren?
 hey - speaking of quiet: where's Davey Jones Shearer in this scrap?
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 rapidreivers
-**Larry <lbussing@...>** \\
+**Larry <lbussing@…>** \\
-/04/11  #11472
+/04/11 #11472
-This is a bit of a digression, but with all this talk of all these greyt paddlers, (greyt is a cross between grey and great), I was going to post something about a flotilla.  When looking up how to spell it, I came across the word "flounce - the act of walking with exaggerated jerky motions".  I realized that if I just added a "d", I could come up with a brand new word.  "floduncan - the art of paddling with exaggerated jerky motions."  Seems like a no-brainer! I'll even volunteer to make the stick-on for his boat.
+This is a bit of a digression, but with all this talk of all these greyt paddlers, (greyt is a cross between grey and great), I was going to post something about a flotilla. When looking up how to spell it, I came across the word "flounce - the act of walking with exaggerated jerky motions". I realized that if I just added a "d", I could come up with a brand new word. "floduncan - the art of paddling with exaggerated jerky motions." Seems like a no-brainer! I'll even volunteer to make the stick-on for his boat.
 Larry B
 **dnjacobson79** \\
-/04/11  #11474
+/04/11 #11474
 Dr. Eric,\\
-I think we need to get you out there before the race and use that MD to update all these Golden Master DNR orders.  We can decide if DNR is just 'Do Not Resuscitate' or can we add 'Do Not Rescue' to the order set.  Maybe a little Epi to jump start the old tickers at the starting line, easy on the Sildenafil Citrate (viagra) tonight gentlemen, we want you minds focused on the task at hand....
+I think we need to get you out there before the race and use that MD to update all these Golden Master DNR orders. We can decide if DNR is just 'Do Not Resuscitate' or can we add 'Do Not Rescue' to the order set. Maybe a little Epi to jump start the old tickers at the starting line, easy on the Sildenafil Citrate (viagra) tonight gentlemen, we want you minds focused on the task at hand….
-**Ache on the Lake duncanhowat**
+===== Ache on the Lake duncanhowat =====
-/05/11  #11476
+**duncanhowat **10/05/11 #11476
 Looks like no wind tonight, or below 10ks so see you bulls there. Paul do you want to borrow the double/ Call me if so. Gotta go to the hill now, to dig sewer lines,climb towers,pour concrete, and climb up the canyon. Rest day. Do you engineer types just sit all day on wed's?D
 **Reivers Dustin** \\
-/05/11  #11477
+/05/11 #11477
-It's a dirty job, but some of us have to sit around making use of those sewer lines you're putting in. And then there's all the paperwork afterwards.  That's why my sport is paddling - keeps my nails fresh and clean.
+It's a dirty job, but some of us have to sit around making use of those sewer lines you're putting in. And then there's all the paperwork afterwards. That's why my sport is paddling - keeps my nails fresh and clean.
-However, this explains it:  you are up there doubling your corpuscle count at altitude, then climb down to harrass the flat-landers.  It won't work this time.  I skipped my beer & ice-cream breakfast.  Meanwhile I'm looking for part-time work as a choker-setter in the off-season (but I can't tolerate any of those irritating whistles).
+However, this explains it: you are up there doubling your corpuscle count at altitude, then climb down to harrass the flat-landers. It won't work this time. I skipped my beer & ice-cream breakfast. Meanwhile I'm looking for part-time work as a choker-setter in the off-season (but I can't tolerate any of those irritating whistles).
-LB, you tell him off real good.  Make up another word or something.
+LB, you tell him off real good. Make up another word or something.
 I say we should issue demerits for being a ruffian. I bet those well dressed ivy league rowers just wanted to hug you, hehe!
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 **Pmarcus** \\
-/05/11  #11478
+/05/11 #11478
-I think to keep it all square...you all need to have your own private start with witnessses.......RD, LB, LG, MG and DH....did I leave anyone out???   P
+I think to keep it all square…you all need to have your own private start with witnessses…….RD, LB, LG, MG and DH….did I leave anyone out??? P
-**Ache on the Lake (Curmudgeonly Kerfuffle?)\\
+===== Ache on the Lake - Curmudgeonly Kerfuffle =====
-Reivers Dustin** \\
-/05/11  #11479
+**Reivers Dustin** \\
+/05/11 #11479
 We really should include Pete Wells and Dave Shearer. They are both certainly very tarnished (not so sure about the "golden" and the "masters" part).
-Is LB still in?  Someone should remind him.  He'll probably forget there was a race and we'll find him down at El Rinconcito halfway through his second margarita...
+Is LB still in? Someone should remind him. He'll probably forget there was a race and we'll find him down at El Rinconcito halfway through his second margarita…
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